Screaming Independent

A Political Satirical Poem, by Me

The Republicans, the Democrats, the Libs and the Cons.
Which one is right? Or are they both wrong?
So sure of themselves, they stick up their noses;
"All that that Democrat thinks he knows is,
That Rush Limbaugh is the devil, Bill Clinton a saint,
Killing babies is what abortion ain't.
The Iraq War is a bomb, no pun intended."
(Oh gee, I'm sorry- was someone just offended?)
The Demmy responds, thinking he's quick,
"Oh yeah? Well, up your butT is a stick.
It's Jesus this, and Jesus that...
Well why don't you pull Jesus right out of your magical
big,
F A T,
hat?
And while you're saving your so-called babies,
How about just giving your death row inmates a shot of the rabies?
For I know you like suffering, we see it on TV.
Because, you know... the media portrays war perfectly."

So they banter back and forth,
like they've got nothing better to do.
Because, you know....
there is nothing better to do,
Like helping your neighbor mow his lawn at no cost
Or helping someone find what they've lost:
Be it an old friendship, or just some consideration for others,
It's about time we call our enemies our sisters and brothers.
'Cause this tolerance both sides preach,
I call them all Hypocrites.
For how can you be so partial to one side,
But then shut out the rest?
That's called intolerance, what both sides have for the opposite.
I think all that I'm sayin',
Is that these people are full of __it.